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marui b. ([personal profile] tensai) wrote2011-08-24 11:39 am

001; video/action: new bark town; adventure time;

[when the video feed turns on, there’s a hassle in the background, a burst of flame, some frantic jabbering in the background. a dark-skinned lad with a worried expression gestures at a sleepy camel in tow. the camel sneezes. there is fire. the Mom, her expression pleasant, is reaching for a broom. his voice filters through the speakers, frantic--]

But ma’am, you don’t understand! The camel, it’s sneezing fire! Is it allergies? No, shouldn’t this violate some kind of a safety hazard--?

[meanwhile, in the background, a redhead, smaller than the tanned kid, is fussing about, opening drawers, peeking in cabinets, turning over jars and looking underneath various furniture. he’s followed around by a tiny, fat, blue thing, picking up discarded items, sniffing at them and checking if they’re edible, then hiding them in its furry skirt-thing. they’re both not paying any attention to the flaming camel. why? because there is something much more important to do.]

Oi, Jackal, stop bothering Mom about the camel and help me find marshmallows. We can totally roast them every time that thing sneezes!

[the dark-skinned lad double-takes, makes a choking sort of sound, and turns to his companion. Mom is smiling.]

Bunta, what are you-- [a sudden, angry, scraping sound, the texture of a broom across a countertop, and Jackal throws up his arms, eyes wide] No, ma’am, please, put down that broom! Ma’am--

Uh oh, trouble!

You think?! Door, door, door--

[the roar of a mother, reclaiming her kitchen, because some things are universal. the broom swings through the air. the video catches the tail end of two teenagers, a camel and a … furry bear cub thing as they careen out the door, the redhead victorious with a jar of cookies tucked under his arm like a trophy (a soft echo of ‘dou, tensai-teki?’ in his wake.)]

OUT. Out, out, out, out, out--

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[ooc; BOTH [livejournal.com profile] thickfat AND [livejournal.com profile] remothering ARE GONNA REPLY. THREADJACK EVERYWHERE. ]

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think anyone has enough resources to pull of any of thi- oh, no thanks. I'm good. [long-suffering sighhhhh]

Once you're done with the cookies, we're giving the jar back.

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
And this is way too much, even for some kind of a weird promotion by the guys who made pokemon. [hnnnnng]

Just what on earth is going on...?

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Just what do you know about international laws anyway?

[... sob. the camel is most pleased. have affectionate nudging.]

Yeah we sh-- wait, except Yanagi? That means. Vice-captain. Is also here.

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Point.

[affectionate camel is a go!]

You don't actually think Sanada got saddled with one of these, do you?

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[thinking on this... then-- pffft.]

Oh, man. If he got... a Jigglypuff, or something.

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[doing his best Sanada impression--]

Stop bouncing, Jigglypuff! You're ruining the formation! Tarundoru!

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[just laughin' along, man.]

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
W-woah, there, buddy! Don't roll into the cookie jar, now-- [aaand moving to intercept your rolling Munchlax! don't want to break that cookie jar too, sob sob sob]

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

[huff huff] Okay, I'm gettin' this thing back to where it was. Meet me at the front gates in like five, sounds good?