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marui b. ([personal profile] tensai) wrote2011-08-24 11:39 am

001; video/action: new bark town; adventure time;

[when the video feed turns on, there’s a hassle in the background, a burst of flame, some frantic jabbering in the background. a dark-skinned lad with a worried expression gestures at a sleepy camel in tow. the camel sneezes. there is fire. the Mom, her expression pleasant, is reaching for a broom. his voice filters through the speakers, frantic--]

But ma’am, you don’t understand! The camel, it’s sneezing fire! Is it allergies? No, shouldn’t this violate some kind of a safety hazard--?

[meanwhile, in the background, a redhead, smaller than the tanned kid, is fussing about, opening drawers, peeking in cabinets, turning over jars and looking underneath various furniture. he’s followed around by a tiny, fat, blue thing, picking up discarded items, sniffing at them and checking if they’re edible, then hiding them in its furry skirt-thing. they’re both not paying any attention to the flaming camel. why? because there is something much more important to do.]

Oi, Jackal, stop bothering Mom about the camel and help me find marshmallows. We can totally roast them every time that thing sneezes!

[the dark-skinned lad double-takes, makes a choking sort of sound, and turns to his companion. Mom is smiling.]

Bunta, what are you-- [a sudden, angry, scraping sound, the texture of a broom across a countertop, and Jackal throws up his arms, eyes wide] No, ma’am, please, put down that broom! Ma’am--

Uh oh, trouble!

You think?! Door, door, door--

[the roar of a mother, reclaiming her kitchen, because some things are universal. the broom swings through the air. the video catches the tail end of two teenagers, a camel and a … furry bear cub thing as they careen out the door, the redhead victorious with a jar of cookies tucked under his arm like a trophy (a soft echo of ‘dou, tensai-teki?’ in his wake.)]

OUT. Out, out, out, out, out--

[aaaaand feed cuts]


[ooc; BOTH [livejournal.com profile] thickfat AND [livejournal.com profile] remothering ARE GONNA REPLY. THREADJACK EVERYWHERE. ]

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[identity profile] diesthrice.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
... Did you do something to upset her?

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
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I... I can explain. ... I think.

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[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, no. No, I can't.

Just what on earth is going on...?

[identity profile] diesthrice.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you didn't have an explanation, you could've just said.

[identity profile] remothering.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry 'bout that. It's just that the situation is so weird, I don't even know what to make of it.

[identity profile] diesthrice.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
those look really tasty! I'm sure your Mom put a lot of effort into them for you.

[identity profile] diesthrice.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 06:15 am (UTC)(link)


You can make cookies? Really?