tensai | 001; video/action: new bark town; adventure time;

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001; video/action: new bark town; adventure time;

[when the video feed turns on, there’s a hassle in the background, a burst of flame, some frantic jabbering in the background. a dark-skinned lad with a worried expression gestures at a sleepy camel in tow. the camel sneezes. there is fire. the Mom, her expression pleasant, is reaching for a broom. his voice filters through the speakers, frantic--]

But ma’am, you don’t understand! The camel, it’s sneezing fire! Is it allergies? No, shouldn’t this violate some kind of a safety hazard--?

[meanwhile, in the background, a redhead, smaller than the tanned kid, is fussing about, opening drawers, peeking in cabinets, turning over jars and looking underneath various furniture. he’s followed around by a tiny, fat, blue thing, picking up discarded items, sniffing at them and checking if they’re edible, then hiding them in its furry skirt-thing. they’re both not paying any attention to the flaming camel. why? because there is something much more important to do.]

Oi, Jackal, stop bothering Mom about the camel and help me find marshmallows. We can totally roast them every time that thing sneezes!

[the dark-skinned lad double-takes, makes a choking sort of sound, and turns to his companion. Mom is smiling.]

Bunta, what are you-- [a sudden, angry, scraping sound, the texture of a broom across a countertop, and Jackal throws up his arms, eyes wide] No, ma’am, please, put down that broom! Ma’am--

Uh oh, trouble!

You think?! Door, door, door--

[the roar of a mother, reclaiming her kitchen, because some things are universal. the broom swings through the air. the video catches the tail end of two teenagers, a camel and a … furry bear cub thing as they careen out the door, the redhead victorious with a jar of cookies tucked under his arm like a trophy (a soft echo of ‘dou, tensai-teki?’ in his wake.)]

OUT. Out, out, out, out, out--

[aaaaand feed cuts]

[ooc; BOTH

thickfat AND

remothering ARE GONNA REPLY. THREADJACK EVERYWHERE. ]

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[ ah, those are two faces he would recognize anywhere. It takes him by surprise, of course, because at this point he didn't expect them to show up, but... ]

Marui-senpai... Jackal?

[ no senpai for you, Jackal. He sounds... really, really happy. ]

[ but then he puffs out his cheeks indigently!! ]

Took you guys long enough! Geez, I was waiting for you two!

[noooooot someone he's expecting a call from. I mean, he's used to Akaya calling him for random inane reasons (usually to do with money for the arcade), but... you know... D8]

Akaya?! What--

[actually, priorities. priorities--]

Wait, no. Look-- before that, Akaya, if you see any hungry-looking camels around, please, please, please, don't try to feed them. You'd never believe this, but they breathe fire.

Pfft, Jackal! You're, like, eight months behind, I already knew that. Check this out!

[ and he'll set the 'Gear down to call out his Houndoom. ]

Alright, Fuurin! Use Flamethrower!

[ cue fire-breathing. ]

Jeez, you're telling me that this is normal around here?

Yep! Most of 'em can do stuff like that. Though it's not always breathing fire.

... why can't things be safe.

'Cause that's not as much fun.

I don't think I can agree with your definition of fun. At all.

Where are you, anyway?

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