tensai | 005; accidental(?) video+text: egg puns? who needs those?

A: A Prelude [video]
[So, it's that barn again. Marui clearly needs to get out more, but it's started to snow again, so that's... unlikely. It's not like he's moved into the barn or anything, either. But that isn't the point.

The point is, there's a Happiny crying because an egg just hatched and she doesn't have an egg to hold and keep warm anymore, and Marui needs to pay attention to other things besides the Pokemon that looks like an ice cream cone nuzzling his cheek. It's sparkling, too, that Pokemon.]

Ahaha, no stop, that's cold! I have to take care of-- [nope, have a Vanillite to the face, Marui. And a Ralts hanging on one hand, and an Audino on the other because they are not going to take crap from a newly hatched Pokemon, shiny or not! No sirree.] Come on, you guys, Ringo's crying, would you let go? [The Audino and Ralts voice their complaints and the Vanillite just keeps nuzzling into Marui's face. They won't be leaving him alone for a while.]

[In the meantime, someone shifts the 'Gear to focus on the crying Happiny. She is then approached by a very large Machamp, who hands her another Pokemon egg. Ringo stops crying and latches onto the pink egg. She cradles it, cooing.]

Aaaaaaaaaa--! Cou-Cougar! Where did that come from? That egg, is that yours?! [The 'Gear pans back to Marui, who's managed to get Purin and Mochi off him, and a happy Vanillite perched on top of his head, looking so very astonished. And then he frowns directly at the camera.] Ouja, what are you doing with my PokeGear? Put that-- [Oops, the Electabuzz has been caught, and the feed ends abruptly!]

B: Hours later, [text]
got eggs. ~~2 ponyta,~~ 2 1 swinub, ~~1 slowpoke~~. anyone want one? (。´･ω･)?

ooc; Ponyta eggs have Flame Wheel as egg moves, Swinub has Take Down and Fissure, Slowpoke has no egg moves.

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[It's not private, but Link's not exactly tech-savvy, so.]

What's a Ponyta?

[IT HAS 'PONY' IN IT]

a pokemon that looks like a horse but with their mane and tail made of fire (・∀・)ﾉ

File attached: ponyta.jpg

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Made of fire? That's no good. I need something that you can ride.

thats ok you can ride a ponyta ヾ(´∀｀ ) they wont burn you

But you just said their mane was made of fire...

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Ah, did you say Pony?

[[That must be some sort of horse pokemon! Emmy wouldn't mind having a horse to ride....]]

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Ponyta, actually, but why quibble? Interested?

[[Juuuuuuust let her look that up on her Pokegear....oh!]]

I am, yes! How much would you like for the egg?

[He thinks about the answer to that question for a moment.] I'm not really interested in selling them, but if you want I can trade it for a recipe. Like, a recipe of your favorite cake or pastry or whatever-- that will do!

[[...did you say recipe

brb, going into cooking!mode!]]

My favourite cake or pastry? Well, I actually have quite a few favourites! What sort of desserts do you like; maybe I could give you a recipe for something relevant to your tastes!

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slowpoke egg? cool
wat do u want 4 it?

cake ヽ(*´ｖ｀*)ﾉ cookies are ok too

easy peasy
theres tons of old ppl in azalea
ill get sum old lady to bake a cake
send it w/my charizard
cool?

chocolate cake is good ﾟ+(人・∀・*) just dont bully the old ladies ok
yep thats all good

ya ya i wont bully em
thx cake-bro

[ Some three or four hours after this last message, Marui will receive a nicely-wrapped care package, courtesy of a Charizard that will probably set the nearest tree on fire while he waits for the Slowpoke egg to take back to Miyuki. Sorry about that.... ]

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...They've taken to breeding on their own now?

[OH GOD THIS IS THE END OF DAYS.]

Umeboshi and Leticia have been getting cozy since Jackal left...

[looking so unsure. and trying not to think of how pokemon breed. oh god he didn't sign up for this, all he wanted to do was train pokemon and beat the league champion; jackal was the breeder between the two of them!!!]

[Yeah, okay, Yagyuu is a breeder and he doesn't really want to think about it, thanks. He sort of professionally tries not to. Like sitting next to girls on the bus.]

You are going to find alternate homes for them, aren't you? The eggs, that is. The barn's nearing capacity as it is.

Yeah. [looking down at the eggs that Ringo has claimed as hers.] I was thinking of it, actually. I can't take care of all of them, when they hatch.

[Like Yagyuu's really one to talk about getting rid of Pokemon with the roster he keeps around, but whatever, hypocrisy is delicious.]

That's something, then. Should I get the makeshift incubator out of the closet again?

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Swniub? May I ask what is a Swinub?

[ She's interested but she doesn't want to end up getting something she isn't quite interested in! ]

It's a cute ice pokemon ヽ(●´∀｀)

Do you have any images or footage of it? [ If it wasn't for her conversation with someone that spammed regular textual smileys every other message, she'd definitely be questioning Marui on why there was someone with a bruised cheek and a headache in this message. ]

yep hold on (●ゝω・)

File attached: swinub.jpg

I see. They would make a particularly lovely addition to my team. Do you have any left?

[ Price isn't an issue when it comes to Lust. She's just happy to get another hardworking Pokemon. Although, the fact that all of her pokemon are ice type except for the ones Gluttony got her is something she's focused on changing. She doesn't want one major overarching weakness, after all. ]

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